HELP!!! I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!! BIG PROBLEM!!

[Volyren]

I was in the middle of claiming some cards from my presents, so that i could trade to newer players for HP.
but all of a sudden, when i clicked page 5 of my presents, it took me to the home page of RoB, and told me to start the tutorial, so I could enter a referral code!!!
pardon my language, but HOLY FUGGIN SHITBALLS IN HELL!!!!

I shut down rob and reopened it, but its still doing the same thing!!!!
PLEASE, IF ANYONE ELSR IS HAVING THIS PROBLEM,. LET ME KNOW!!!
AND IF YOU ARE, THEN DO NOT DO THE TUTORIAL, JUST IN CASE IT WILL OVERWRITE YOUR CURRENT PROGRESS.

I am beyond freaking out right now. I have only made 2 bluestack accts, so it cant be that, i havent even traded anything between em! The only thing i can even remotely think i might have done wrong is the silly narrative i posted a few minutes ago in the forums in game (and thats not against the rules!!!)

Guys, please let me know if rob is just having problems, or do i need to start frantically sending emails and kissing mobage handy?
email me [e-mail]
reply here, hell even call me or txt me at (im spacing it funny so bots dont pick it up)
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HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[o10blackopal]

Calm down. Just maintenance. I'm lied in this situation like u. So, I think that it's not problem. Just wait to they ends their work. 'ㅅ' calm down voly.

[Volyren]

The reason i was freaking out is because i had a problem on my phone just yesterday where i have lost all my contacts, all of the progress i had in every single GLU game, including my glu coins, and on top of it all, my save files for several games, including Call of Cthulu: Wasted Land (which ive been helping the devs with, awesome game, well worth the money. Ive advised them to get a demo out asap!!) have all become corrupted.
so when that happened to me in ROB, you can I hope appreciate my near nervous breakdown. Nevermind that i am working on a project designed to open multiple accounts, then add to that the little short story i posted in the RoB forum in-game, which was meant as a joke. (If you didnt read it yet, it was like 8 posts long, and was a little story about how the mobage dev team were trying to find ways to RoB (oh, the punniness!) us blind. They had found a player who paid 20$ fora ss rare, and decided they were gonna kill his baby son, while forcing him to watch, and then skin the child and use the baby-butt leather to make a new pillow for the mobage chairman. They were all gathered around a conference table that was covered in newborn baby leather too...)

So, given that not even 10 minutes after posting that disturbingly dark humor bit i get sent back to the tutorial, u better beleive i was wiggin' out. Not to mention that im holding some cards for jester, including an s rare, and im holding around 50 cards for other people as well. And many of those cards are much better than even mine! I have to see these people in real life, and i was dreading trying to explain how i lost maxed 8 card evos of joan of arc, arthur, 2 bahamuts, that fox looking guy and 4 or 5 more, (some were LEGEND Rarity!!) I try not to look at them because it makes me feel bad that my cards suck in comparison. Jen said its a form of penis envy, but i told her that joan of arc didnt have one, and that the fox guy probably had a tiny "red-rocket" due to the steroids that he so OBVIOUSLY uses. Then i had to explain to her that in fact i really did know what she was talking about, and that i was just being sarcastic and funny, and.....long story short, Jen has M.S. and even though its not legal here, her nuerologist told her to try foking smuzz (another long story, but essentially "smuzz" is Mary J. Wanna.) to help with her symptoms and to reduce her muscular pain and help her sleep. The downside is that a simple conversation like the one mentioned above can devolve into a painful excercise in patience when she has a 15 second short term memory recall and reduced cognitive skills. That pretty much confirms for me that my decision to stop fokey-toking the red smuzz a few years back, except for the occasional party or special occasion, was a good one. I value my mental acuity and comprehension skills too much to turn them into oatmeal by sparking a doob every few hours. (Besides, if i turn my brain to oatmeal, who is gonna stop me from getting the butter and brown sugar, then attempting to bash my head open to get at that yummy oatmeal becuase I'd have a hellafied case of munchies, and no brain cells left to say "Bad Josh! No OatbrainmushMeal for you!"

Ok, ive completely gone off topic, but im typing so fast because of the adrenaline in my system, coupled with the profound sense of relief that seeing the Emergency Maintenance page gave me!

The reason i became so worried, is not just the reasons listed above, but also because i restarted RoB twice, uninstalled and re-installed it, and even rebooted my phone, but it still kept telling me to do the tutorial all over again!
This went on for about 15-20 minutes for me! As much as I hate this game, I really do like the friend's ive made, and the thought of losing all that hard work without even a chance to give you guys my cards, or to return other players cards that i was holding for them.

I have not felt that sick to my stomach since eating at this hole-in-the-wall mexican restaurant. I genuinely felt that something bad was happening to me. Stroke, heart attack, seizure or panic attack were all not far from my mind. My hands are still shaking.

Sorry for the mass email, but after 15 minutes and every fix-it procedure in the book failed to correct the problem, i was truly believing that i had lost all my hard work and let my friends, who trusted me to keep their cards safe, down.

Seriously, ya'll iz muh "RoBbuddies!"
Here is hoping rob is up and running again soon.
Now im gonna go crack open my jug of Tullamore Dew, and pour me a tall, neat glass of calm-down tonic!!

[omnisciens]

Same here Voly. I got put at the home page. They probably took down personal information first, then the servers...

Btw, I tried.

There's no working link to the tutorial. You can't do the tutorial if you tried. If you clicked 'Tap to Start' like me, you go back to the same page. Anyway the game is up now.

[omnisciens]

Btw, while no one mentions bluestacks in game, I see a lot of posts/support messages re alt accounts so I'm sure Mobage has to be pretty liberal with what they allow to be posted.

For the chairman story, just post it here I'm amazed at your patience to write 8 ROB posts that long....

[Volyren]

has anyone managed to get any gems yet?
because right now ive been real busy setting up DOSBOX TURBO on my droid 2 global.
I am loading it with the finest abandonware that NO money can buy!
and if anyone is interested, i will attempt to upload so that you all can download it to your phones, and all the config files should be set, so all you will need to do is open the DOSBOX TURBO manager, and click the game box you want to play.
i will include a separate file containing instruction manuals, hintbooks, and any documents you will need in order to beat the copy protection that used to exist in these games.

and keep in mind, i am not talking about playing pong, zork, or ultima 1.
im talking about x-com, the latter ultimas, wing commander, command and conquer, warcraft, and oh yes yes yes! FALLOUT 1 and 2. (those two will NOT be in the regular file since;
1.) They are NOT abandonware, and are therefore illegal to distribute.
2.) They are very large files which are gonna be a pain to upload, not to mention for you to download.

if you are just dying to get fallout working on your phone though, i can find you a link to DL it and PM it to you.
Also, since its gonna be a humongous pain to try to emulate CD-ROM drives on your phone, the only REAL viable option for getting fallout working is to download the fallout pack from gog.com, which of course wont need any CD's.

on a final note, i just spent about 3 hours trying to post one of my legendary "waaaay too damned long" posts on this site that i happened to find by accident. it was a site dedicated to my little ponies. it was something like ponytime.com. and this idiot showed up and asked for a porn password to a site called pornytime.com
personally, i have no idea why i felt like posting there, but dear god did it get out of hand. and then to make all of those 3 hours a massive kick in the smurfberries, i couldnt post ANY OF IT!!! the site limits not only the number of letters you can post, but also the number of breaks in the text (hitting return, you know, like

this)

so , damnabbit, im gonna post it on our forum, because i wrote a bunch of funnies, then near the end, i recalled some really messed up patients from the hospital (where jen works)

suffice to say, that with the site being about ponies, and the topic being porn, you can guess what the subject of the post was!

but i managed to not only keep it CLEAN, while still managing to be FUNNY, i do believe that near the end i offered some serious information which should provide as a warning against those VERY FEW of us who might think to get jiggy with those of the equine species.

i will make a separate post for it in a bit

and blood brothers has finally released an event! you can get special familiars (i bought 10$ and got 3 of the grave of kings coffins.) I got some really cool familiars. there is also another special pact coffin called grave of heroes, which takes the silver coins.

hope to see you there!!!